Saturday, March 28, 2015

Just how naughty ARE you?



Oooh, we have a super-special guest today. Anastasia Vitsky wants to know if you're naughty or nice. And, you better watch out how you answer!

Are you a good girl (or boy), or does your naughtiness fly off the charts? Take the quiz and find out!

1.     If you receive a chocolate cross as a birthday gift, do you lay it on your prayer table along with your saint cards?

Or do you bite with relish and consider sucking and nibbling, too?

2.     If you see a wooden spoon, do you think of pasta, cookie dough, and cake batter?

Or do you get excited at the prospect of a playful spanking followed by hot, steamy sex?

3.     When you read, “hot, steamy sex” did you blush and cover your screen to make sure no one read that over your shoulder?

Or did you hope I’d describe the hot, steamy sex in detail and share an excerpt?

4.     When I didn’t share juicy details of a torrid sexual exploit, were you relieved?

Or did you remind yourself to clear your browser cache and delete cookies after taking this quiz?

5.     How do you feel about your grandmother, great-aunt, or aunt? Do you enjoy a close relationship and think she is wonderful?

Or do you roll your eyes at her demands?

6.     It’s five o’clock, and you haven’t eaten dinner yet. You spy a mouthwatering, gorgeous chocolate chip cookie on the kitchen counter. Do you virtuously abstain and save your appetite for nutritious food?

Or do you figure chocolate comes from a plant, so it’s a vegetable? Plus, it’s milk chocolate and has dairy. That’s not counting the protein of the egg, and everyone needs a treat now and then…right?

7.     You’re told to report for your punishment. Do you give a small sigh but prepare yourself for your spanking?

Or do you claim to be an angel, protest you are misunderstood, and argue technicalities in an attempt to wriggle out of your fate?

If you haven’t guessed already, the first answers are good, and the second (italicized) answers are naughty. Did you have more “good” or “naughty” answers! Be honest!

If you are a GOOD girl or boy, you should read Living in Sin, a story without spanking or sex that focuses on love and forgiveness.

If you are a NAUGHTY girl or boy, you should read Seoul Spankings, a 1Night Stand story with spanking, sex, and the excitement of an international blind date with a happily-ever-after. Plus kimchi. (Cabbage is sexy!)

What if you are both? Then you should spank Louisa, of course! :D

Living in Sin

Come out to your family, or we're through!

Sick of playing "roommate" for the sake of her girlfriend's religious, tight-knit family, Audra issues an ultimatum: Tell your family, or I move out. After all, Audra's family supports her and loves Ciara as a second daughter. Why would Ciara’s family be any different? Audra's tired of hiding the reality of their lives. She puts Ciara first, so why can't Ciara do the same?

Caught between her family and her girlfriend, Ciara resents being forced to choose. She tries to keep the peace by accepting her aunt’s endless blind dates and comforting her mother who care for Ciara’s dying grandmother. How can Ciara shatter her family by forcing the truth on them? How can she face life without Audra if she does not?

Agonized and at her wit's end, Ciara receives an unexpected spirit visit that asks her hard questions. Does love require self-sacrifice? How much can she give up without losing herself?

Exquisitely crafted and filled with life truths, Living in Sin will challenge your definition of love and heal your soul.


Seoul Spankings

Broken-hearted when her live-in boyfriend impregnates her best frenemy, Indigo Adams accepts a one-way ticket to Seoul, South Korea and a challenge from her Great-Aunt Matilda: Forget that boy. Go and make something of yourself.

Bruised from an international public relations nightmare as the new heir to the multi-billion-dollar Han Incorporated, Hyunkyung Han seeks positive publicity in the form of a wedding. She consults with Madame Eve to find a nice, well-behaved Korean American with bilingual and bicultural skills.

Instead, Madame Eve sends Indi, a naïve philosophy major graduate working for minimum wage at the local pub. Enraged to find Indi can’t speak one word of Korean, Hyunkyung orders her sent home on the next plane to Spillville, Iowa.

Then Hyunkyung shakes Indi’s hand, and the sparks fly. How can Indi feel attraction for a woman who despises her? With all of her professional responsibilities, how can Hyunkyung allow herself to fall for the wrong woman?

Seoul Spankings offers a light-hearted romp through the perils and joys of navigating an intercultural romance. Certain to delight all fans of a happily ever after with a kinky twist. 

About Ana

Cookie queen, wooden spoon lady, and champion of carbs, Anastasia Vitsky specializes in F/F fiction. She hates shoes and is allergic to leather. When not writing about women who live spankily ever after, she coordinates reader and author events. She has recently confessed to enjoying her new hairbrush in addition to the beloved spoons. She can be found at governingana.wordpress.com and on twitter @AnastasiaVitsky.




17 comments:

  1. I'll be interested to see how many spankings you receive, Louisa. :)

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    1. Would you believe that I'm actually SWEET Ana? Really, really! Like 5 good, and 2 naughty (how can I ignore the cookie?)

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    2. I'm not sure what happens if someone cheats on the quiz. :D

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  2. Yay!!!! 2.5 Naughty and 4.5 NICE 😇. Thanks for the quiz, Ana. Thanks for hosting Louisa 😘

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    1. And I have to ask the half a point Alyssa!

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    2. Well the punishment one... It is never something I have seriously faced so I am not really sure how I would react...

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    3. You wound me, Holy Mistress. ;)

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  3. Hi Louisa, hi Ana, I had five for naughty and two for nice, so this can't be correct. Besides, I think this is still open for interpretation, isn't it? Thank you for the quiz, I'll go and get a chocolate chip cookie now. :)

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    1. See, the cookie did me in, too!

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    2. I want one, too. :D

      I am SURE you are naughty, Nina!

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    3. I tried again, but somehow the five naughty points are still there. But that's only because naughty is the new nice!

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  4. Definitely naughty

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    1. *adds three naughty points to your score for fibbing*

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