I Like BIG Spoons ...

… and I cannot lie!

(Recited in the tune of Sir Mix-a-Lot)

You and other chefs can’t deny

When another cook walks in with an itty bitty spoon,

And a BIG wooden thing in your face,

You get sprung, want to stir it through

Sauces, soups & stirfrys—

I’m hooked and can’t stop staring

Oh baby, I want to feel you

Hard in my hand

My girlfriends tried to warn me

Don’t mess with Ms. Ana

Or you might get splinters

Well use me, use me

‘Cause you ain’t the average groupie

I’ve seen her mixin’ cookies

and fixin’ and quiltin’

She gotta pack much back

So friends (Yeah), Friends (Yeah)

Do you worship the SPOON?

Stir it, stir it

Stir that wooden spoon!

Baby got wood. 

An ode to Ms. Anastasia Vitsky & her Church of the Wooden Spoon. For more information, visit https://governingana.wordpress.com/2015/03/27/church-of-the-wooden-spoon/

Louisa Bacio

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