“Mom! When’s the last time I ate something green?”
Without my almost 10-year-old daughter saying anything else, I knew exactly why she was asking me. Sometimes we eat items that like to play tricks on us. But green?
With Halloween being my favorite time of year, I tend to purchase special editions – blast it! Haven’t been able to find the candy corn Oreo’s – and we’ve had decorations up since the first weekend of October.
Who knew that the black and orange Tostito’s would have such an adverse reaction? All that I can figure is something in the black dye is actually green. The first night I ate them, my teeth turned green. When I went to brush at the end of the evening, I peered in the mirror: What had I eaten?
The real surprise came, ahem, a few days later, like my daughter when she came out of the bathroom, exclaiming: “Mom! When’s the last time I are something green?”
Hee. Hee. I won’t share any more!
Here’s a peak at a naughty, dark short story release – just in time for Halloween!
‘Til death do us part...and then some
When James faces losing his wife during childbirth, he tells the doctor to save her – no matter the costs. He soon learns that those brought back from the brink of death don't always come back the same.
His wife Helen – once shy and demure in the bedroom – has a newfound appreciation for kink during sex after her transfer from a “donor.” Will James be able to keep up with his wife’s new standards? Or will his Reanimated Love give literal meaning to the “little death.”
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Make sure to check out all the other authors on the hop – with some wicked treats for the winners. I’m giving away some See’s Candy – a favorite of mine! – for U.S. residents, and a $10 gift certificate for Amazon/Nook (winner’s choice) if it’s an international winner.
Also there are a few more days to enter my Reanimated Love Necklace contest (U.S. shipping only, and contest ends Nov. 1):
So tell me: Any scary Halloween food experiences? Leave a comment and a valid email address to be entered into the contest.a Rafflecopter giveaway