Wednesday, December 14, 2011

The Twelve Days of Sexmas (Erotic Romance style)


When I threw down the guest post gauntlet to Lani Rhea & JP Archer, authors of "The Ark Hotel: Before the Dawn" in The Sexiest Time of the Year anthology, who knew how they'd rise to the challenge. 

Hi Louisa! We just wanted to say thanks for having us today. We’ve been blogging our butts off recently, but it’s been so much fun. Your question about keeping sex and romance alive during the holidays was very intriguing so we decided to answer you in true Christmas spirit. Here we go….

The Twelve Days of Sexmas (Erotic Romance style)



On the first day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, massage oil from a pear tree.

On the second day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.



On the third day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.


On the fourth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, four phone sex calls, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, five bondage rings, four phone sex calls, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.



On the sixth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, six candles burning, five bondage rings, four phone sex calls, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.



On the seventh day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, seven sexy spankings, six candles burning, five bondage rings, four phone sex calls, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.



On the eighth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, eight bras with panties, seven sexy spankings, six candles burning, five bondage rings, four phone sex calls, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.


On the ninth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, nine dildos humming, eight bras with panties, seven sexy spankings, six candles burning, five bondage rings, four phone sex calls, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.


On the tenth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, ten voyeurs watching,  nine dildos humming, eight  bras with panties, seven sexy spankings, six candles burning, five bondage rings, four phone sex calls, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.



On the eleventh day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, eleven erotic dances, ten voyeurs watching, nine dildos humming, eight bras with panties, seven sexy spankings, six candles burning, five bondage rings, four phone sex calls, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.


On the twelfth day of Sexmas my true love gave to me, twelve OH MY GODS, eleven erotic dances, ten voyeurs watching,  nine dildos humming, eight  bras with panties, seven sexy spankings, six candles burning, five bondage rings, four phone sex calls, three French kisses, two nipple tweaks and massage oil from a pear tree.

Happy sexy Holidays!

Love JP and Lani!

Before you run off, our newly released story The Ark Hotel: Before the Dawn is featured in a Christmas anthology The Sexiest Time of the Year.



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About Jp and Lani

Lani Rhea and JP Archer are two women living in the heart of Oklahoma carrying out their dream. They write in the paranormal and contemporary erotic romance genre. You can find them either reading or writing. They’d love to hear from you. Email them at rheaarcherbooks@gmail.com.

Contest ALERT!

To enter for a chance to win one copy of The Sexiest Time of the Year go here Lani’s Blog http://lanirhea.blogspot.com/2011/12/sexiest-time-of-year-raffle.html

The Ark Hotel: Before the Dawn Blurb:

With the Mayan’s predicted doomsday a year away, inspires many to take a spin on the Wheel of Pleasure at the risqué Ark Hotel.

Running north from an abusive relationship, Angie Perkins, never suspected her life would change by a chance encounter. Repulsed, she despises the Ark Hotel.

Noah Hawthorne, part owner and CEO of The Ark Hotel, can’t know that fate would serve up his true love in a small town diner.

With Christmas around the corner, can these two give of their hearts, finding their way past their pasts to each other as the clock ticks down on the world’s final moments?




8 comments:

  1. really enjoyed it. karla

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  2. Great post.Wish you all the best with your book Lani and Jp.

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  3. Jp & Lani -- Got any plans for the wax from those six burning candles? Hmmmm ... ;-)

    thanks for bringing some stimulation!

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  4. Thanks for stopping by Karla and Bonni!

    LOL When I sold sex toys with Pure Romance, there was a candle everyone bought inside a gravy boat. It smelled so good, like gardenia. When you rubbed the wax/lotion in, it made your skin really soft. Loved it!

    We are having fun with these posts!

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  5. This was really fun. You guys rock!

    Margie H

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  6. Thanks again for having us today, Louisa. we were having giggle fits making this little holiday treat up. It was a blast. Hope your followers got into the spirit as well. Love ya, Jp.

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  7. Yes, thank you so much for sharing your blog with us, Louisa! We love ya lady!

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